Butch Cassidy. Obviously. Because. All the reasons.
Noel Fielding because Greta is so annoying that it’s mistaken for her being hilarious. Like, when she sits on you while you’re trying to take a nap on the couch and then you’re yelling at her to get off and she will not and then you give up and are cry-laughing. And Noel is like this. Also, dudes with long hair.
Scott Speedman because this guy is hot. And blonde. And she needs to be more into blondes. And he’s hot. And he has ever changing hair/beards that always look awesome. And he is hot.
Gene Wilder. Crazy hair. Sweetheart. Willy Wonka.
Because she is so hilariously cynical.
Because she is so good for feeling sorry for herself.
Because she is so cranky all the time.
Because he is the sweetest boy and would love her so hard.
(To be continued…)
ps love you stevesy.